Jokes

What's white and goes up?
A stupid snowflake.

How did the banana get out of jail?
On a peel.

What does a ghost get when he blows his nose?
Boo-gers.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.

What's brown, sugar-coated and runs around holding its side?
A ginger bread man with appendicitis.

What's brown and hides in a Bell Tower?
The Lunch Bag of Notre Dame.

What's red, carries a sack of toys and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
He wanted to make up for a lousy summer.

What is the proper name for shiska-bob?
Shiska-Robert.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

What crawls and goes Ding Dong?
A wounded Avon Lady.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.